idk I’m just a kid ದ_ದ
Dear Lance,
What!?
That’s impossible! He’s the man, wouldn’t that make him the father? Oh, but Lauren, you aren’t even pregnant!
You’re letting everyone down! Why can’t you be the father you were meant to be!?
-Lauren Paups
HEADCANON FOR HOW TF2 MEN HANDLE WOMEN PROBLEMS:
SCOUT: Despite the way he talks so much, he will actually sit beside you and listen, maybe try to lighten things up but fail to do so. It’s probably the only time he’ll shut up and try to be more friendly than arrogant.
SOLDIER: He’s not going to handle it so well but will probably try to explain how love hurts and all using military and historical references and pat you on your shoulder/back/head.
PYRO: They would be a good listener and all and may even do something silly just to cheer you up and try to tell you things but you can’t really understand them.
DEMOMAN: He’d offer you some of his Scrumpy (like in the comic^^^) and you would probably take it and the both of you will be sad drunks for the rest of the day.
HEAVY: At first he’d be reluctant to listen but when the water works come that’s where he’ll try to offer you a sandwich and probably try to be as gentle as possible when hugging you.
ENGINEER: Good ole Engie wouldn’t really know what to do. But he would show some fatherly affection and try to convince you that it’s better to keep your chin up and move on.
MEDIC: Like Engie, he’d be more fatherly but would most likely stay quiet the whole time you’re talking to him and when he’s heard enough and think you should stop he would sit there but gently reach over with a tissue in one hand and wipe your tears away and softly tell you to get back to work.
SNIPER: He wouldn’t handle it well at all. He’d probably stand there all awkward and probably panic once you start to cry and try to offer you a bite of whatever it is he cooked from his hunting but that would make things worse.
SPY: He’s probably the best to listen to your problems but watch out… He might make a move on you and if you’re emotional enough he might attempt to steal a kiss!
((there you go guys… TF2 men dealing with woman problems LOL))
SPY ITS NOT NICE TO STEAL KISSES FROM GIRLS WHO ARE EMOTIONALLY DISTRESSED
